ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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