She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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