Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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