why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
did i walk over a car last night?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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