Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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