everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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