Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
