Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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