Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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