Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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