He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
There's even glitter on my cock...
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