so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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