we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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