Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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