Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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