if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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