I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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