i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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