You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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