he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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