Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Randomize
