i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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