Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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