these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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