i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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