Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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