): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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