I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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