Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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