KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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