Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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