Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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