is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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