i can't believe i had my finger in that
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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