my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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