i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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