I don't think brook has ever known best
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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