So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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