i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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