There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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