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Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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