No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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