ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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