mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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