who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
