What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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