You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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