They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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