My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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