Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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