i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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