you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I have post one night stand depression
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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